1977 dodge ram custom van

Take a hit from the coconut bong, pop Led Zep on the 8-Track and feast your nostalgic eyes on this custom 1977 Dodge Tradesman van code-named ‘BLUEBALLS’. I imported the old lady from California a few years ago and it pretty much filled the entire shipping container! The condition is extraordinary, with no rust visible anywhere. The fibreglass body kit is in perfect condition and the overall finish is 100% pure legit patina. No bull$hit fake drips and phoney rubbed-out work here. If you follow the van scene you’ll know how exceedingly rare it is to find a genuine survivor in this nick. Aside from the eye-popping stripes and paint, the extras include CB radio, rear wing, roof ladder, radtastic Hadley air horns, Corvette-style side pipes, rear window louvres, swivelling captain’s chairs and enough drink holders to lubricate an entire swingers’ convention. The interior is pure hairy-chested 70s with wall-to-wall shag carpet, aftermarket speakers, barn doors, sexy wood panelling, loads of ashtrays and magic mushroom artwork. The ‘2%’ and ‘Ass, Gas or Grass’ stickers are further period-correct additions. Under the short hood is a fully rebuilt 318 matched with a trusty three speed auto. It gets along very nicely and sounds sweet as a busted nut through those fat pipes! It drives surprisingly well and gets loads of attention. If you’re a shy type, don’t bother. If you’re boring, this will def make you a hit with the ladies! I’ve added a new windscreen and new BFGs on all four Torque Thrust mags. (back tyres are super chunky 295s) This would make a great weekend cruiser, promo vehicle or even a bike hauler. All the seats and tables are fully removeable. The van is not currently registered but was right to go for a RWC in January 2024. Sadly I ran out of room in the garage and ‘BLUE BALLS’ has to hit the highway to hell under new ownership!